I don't play well with others

I'm arrogant, aggressive, critical, I bear a grudge and don't suffer fools, and I betray the interesting traits of low self esteem combined with a high opinion of self. So when I do make a good friend, it's a major event for me and they are almost always better friends to me than I ever am to them. And almost all of the handful of do-anything-for-you-at-any-time-of-day-or-night friends I have, I made through motorcycles or music.

Buzz is one of them. He's a ruler, as my Californian friends say.

Sorry Buzz, I know you'll just shake your head in pity and embarrassment if and when you read this.